homestuck work out tips
im collecting them now
- character death, 10 pushups
- arguing about characters weight, 20 pushups
- fighting about characters sexuality, 10 lunges
- arguing about characters race, 25 crunches
- “it’s a visual novel”, 413 jumping jacks
- “heterosexuality erasure”, 612 jumping jacks
- “but character being trans/fat/etc. doesn’t make sense”, 413 jumping jacks
- shipping war, 13 pullups (with legs)
- “honk”, 5 sit ups
- :o), 5 sit ups
- talking shit about the intermission/carapaces/etc., 15 jumping jacks
- “act 6 is so much better than act 1”, 6 squats
- “gog”, 10 mountain climbers
- “jegus”, 16 crunches
- “fuckass”, 3 laps around house
- if all three, 1 mile jog, no music allowed
- “EGDERP”, all of the above, every single one. holy shit
have fun kids. be sure to do warm ups and cool downs. those are important !
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